The jokes
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.