The jokes
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.