The jokes
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!