The jokes
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
I'm the joke.