The jokes

What lives on the forest floor?

Forest Gump.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

How did the hipster drown?

He ice-skated before it was cool.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

The deaf man said to the waiter:

"Mmmm."

The waiter said, "No English."

Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂