The jokes
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.