The jokes
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!