The jokes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.