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What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.