The jokes
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.