The jokes
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
"Yeetus to the fetus."
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.