The jokes
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.