The jokes
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.