The jokes
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
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