The jokes

What does the Cow say to the spy?

"Are you udder cover?"

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.

Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.