The jokes
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.