The jokes

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Shweta choudhary

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

Why did the rapper take up gardening?

Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!