The jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.

Now we wait...

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?

Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”