The jokes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.