The jokes

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What do you call a white kid at the back of class?

A school shooter.

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

What did the Brit say to the American?

Well here comes fascism.

What is the best part of being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family sized.