The Empire Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Empire

The image is divided into three parts. The top part shows three Star Destroyers in space. The second part depicts the Death Star firing its laser. The third part displays four AT-AT Walkers on a snowy planet. The text on the image reads: "They protec. They attac. but most importantly, The Empire strikes bac."

Jokes

Kangaroo

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Potential

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Marijuana

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

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