Text back jokes

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

My dad coming back.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

dfg.

Dee.