Correspondence jokes

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

What is mail? Boring.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.