Terrorist Organization jokes
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
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looks like the EU is a terrorist organization now
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more