Terrorist Organization jokes

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.