Terroist jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.