Terroist jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
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What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
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What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.