Telephone Directory jokes

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.