Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
