Tap Water jokes

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

You smell like tap water and cornflakes.

I took a sip of water.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Why drink water and not bleach?