Suspension Bridge jokes

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.