How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
