Surprise adoption jokes

What does an orphan call a kidnapping?

A surprise adoption.

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."