Surprise adoption jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

What does an orphan call a kidnapping?

A surprise adoption.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.