Strep jokes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.