Straightener jokes
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
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So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.
The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”
I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.
The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.
Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more