Stone Age jokes

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.