Flint jokes

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.