Flint jokes

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Two sticks only make a fire.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.