Flint jokes
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.