Stephan hawkins

Stephan hawkins jokes

Hide-and-seek

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

Food

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.