Stephan hawkins jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
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Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What鈥檚 Stephen Hawking鈥檚 favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Why can鈥檛 Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn鈥檛 a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.