Stephan hawkins jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
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Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What鈥檚 Stephen Hawking鈥檚 favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Why can鈥檛 Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn鈥檛 a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.