Star Of David jokes

Cancer

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

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    Roof

    Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

    Waste Of Time

    Girl: How much do you love me?

    Me: Count the stars in the sky.

    Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

    Me: No, just a waste of time.

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