Star Of David jokes

"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.