Stair way jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
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How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
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Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.