Stair way jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."