Squirt Gun jokes
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Memes
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
