Squirt Gun jokes

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)