Squandering jokes

Robbery

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Charity

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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    • Poor

    You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

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    • Mom

    Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

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    • Community

    Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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