Special kid jokes

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

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What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"