Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why havenât any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesnât need to be cleaned.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."