Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
