Southwest Florida jokes

Michael Jackson

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

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    • Blonde

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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    • Michael Jackson

    Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

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    • Ted Cruz

    If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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    • Hawaii

    Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

    She washed up on the beach.

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    • Community

    WHO EVER PLAYS SOUTHWEST FLORIDA in roblox ( like greenvile in roblox) OR ANYONE CAN U PICK OUT A RANDOM FUCKING CAR FROM THIS LINK https://southwestfl.fandom.com/wiki/Vehicles

    AND TELL ME IT , im GOING TO MAKE IT BADASSSS also my roblox acc ig is @yaboyethan_chat display name : ethan

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