SOS jokes
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Me so horny! Me so horny!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!