Sooner jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.