What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
