What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
