Somersault jokes

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.