So jokes

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

"Me fa so?"

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

"Me so cutie right?"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.