Snatcher jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.