Snatcher jokes

Wheelchair

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

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  • Missing child

    My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

    - One of the thousands of missing children.

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  • Jimmy

    If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

    10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

    Wheelchair

    To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

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  • Sniper

    I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

    Damn, I love being a sniper.

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