Skyler jokes

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!